What's better than waking up at six in the morning to go get your education, the basis of your future life? School: where you get to see what the term one-on-one time means when your teacher asks where your homework is*. School is also a place to meet new people, usually by thinking in your head, why the heck can't this person walk any faster? Don't they know I have a bus to catch? In school you'll learn what frustration really is, and you'll also be able to see (live!) what snobby little brats are. You will be given small tests (free!) that will show you that you were able to remember things from 2nd grade. School is the best place to go for 25 minute lectures (guaranteed!) and classwork assignments given a minute before the end of class. Everything here is guaranteed, or the PTA will ask for even more money. Go to how to torture Katie.com for more information. And don't tell me school is good for you in the end. You've never been to my school.
*Thank goodness I have not had that happened to me!
My poor,poor Katie,
ReplyDeleteSeems to me I heard this lament from someone who looks a lot like you !!! (Your Mom)
So pick one of the following:
1.It is the law.
2.So you will not be the dumbest kid at McDonald's flipping hamburgers.
3.Tough - we had to do it so do you!
Really though middle school is a tough time. But you are a leader ,you will be able to tell your sisters what to avoid,what to get involved with etc...This is your learning curve
time. Plus I promise this too shall pass.You will get thru this time and I bet with flying colors.
Much love
Grandma
i choose number 1 because it gives me something else to complain about (im obviously joking here)
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